FACT.

Places I could drive that are about the same distance away as Halifax:
Fort Wayne, Indiana
Chesapeake, Virginia
Dayton, Ohio

...all of which sound like way more fun. Less than the distance to Halifax:
New York City, New York
Boston
Philadelphia
Washington

...even better.

Saturday night, 6pm. Trying to decide if I should finally get dressed and do some of the 8 billion loads of laundry hanging out in my bedroom. I think it's time.